The Mountain Vineyard (Jackson, Wy)

And God made the day and it was good.

So the Master of the vineyard said, "Let us go down and make beautiful forests, mountains to climb, majestic mountain peaks to view, trails to run, great restaurants to eat in, and the amazing Bar J Wranglers." And it was so.....

Then the Master of the vineyard said, "Let us make man to walk upon the land and climb up the steep mountain to find the trail that he should run on." And the servant of the vineyard said, "OK but lets not tell him that if he had walked about 20 feet to the left at the bottom of the mountain that he would have found the trail that he could have followed instead of climbing straight up the mountain." And It was Gooood!!!
Jackson, Wyoming ...And the Master of the vineyard said, "Let's put a chair lift above the trail to take people to the top of the mountain." And the servant of the vineyard said, "OK, and let's put flowers along the trail to beautify it as he runs." "Speaking of beautifying the view", said the Master of the vineyard, "Is it good for man to run the trails alone?" "No!", exclaimed the servant, "we should give him a beautiful, sexy, female with which to run, which would beautify the trail and tell him where to go!"
"which way do we go?"

The Master then said, "Let us make the majestic Grand Tetons to awe and inspire the trail runners as they labor and sweat on the uphills."

..."And let's give them shade in which to cool off and take pictures for the blog", said the servant.

...And the Master and servant put beautiful 2 legged 'dear' in the woods to bring joy to the runners.

...and snow drifts across the trail to add variety and beauty to the mountain.

...and the female did push-ups in the snow to impress and delight the man.

...And when the Man and the Woman were sufficiently sweaty to stink, they ran to the showers to wash off the smell and prepare for the next adventure.

...And the Servant of the vineyard said, "Now that they are sufficiently invigorated from running on the mountain, let's send them to a place with pictures of wildlife on the walls, and where yummy salsa runs free, and where Tacos, Enchiladas, and Chimichangas can be bought for a farthing." "We'll call the place The Merry Piglets." And it was guuuud.

...and the woman liked the salsa so much she made faces and licked the bowl in delight."

...And when the Man and the Woman had sufficiently "Pigletted Out" they went to brave the minions of wild shoppers in Jackson and were relieved of the weight of much dinero.

...And the Master said, "since we have created such a great day for the Man and the Woman, let's top it off by sending them to the Woman's favorite place this side of Palisades. Where they can listen to the heavenly harmonies, the gorgeous guitars, the fantastic fiddling, the bodacious base lines, and the hilarious humor of the Grrreaatt "Bar J Wranglers".

...And the Woman laughed til she cried!!!!

...The One and Only "Babe Humphries" Founder of the "Bar J Wranglers"

...The great dining hall.

The great "Brian Humphries" teaches "Amazing Base Danny Rogers" to sing Old Man River using Mickey Mouse hands. (Awesome)

And the Master of the vineyard brought the Day to a close,.... and it was way Gooooood!!!

...So the Man and the Woman said goodbye to the Mountain..... .....ate breakfast at Yankee Doodles where Patriotism abounds clear down to the red, white and blue sugar, and........

.....Thanked the Master of the Vineyard for a Wonderful Time!!!

...And all was Good......

~Written by the Man