Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

*Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

*Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

*For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

*A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

*If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

*You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

*Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

*If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

I hope you had a good laugh. I did.