This of course is our Cookie with the Bishop. Santa was too busy this year so Bishop "No Bawlin" (known to our family and getting more known throughout the ward) stepped in to hand out goodies.
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Person #1: Is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Person #2: Rigging up the lights,
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Sick person #3: The Flu,
Person #2: Rigging up the lights,
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Frustrated person #4: Sending Christmas cards,
Sick person #3: The flu,
Person #2: Rigging up the lights,
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Person #5: Five months of bills,
Frusterated person #4: Sending Christmas cards,
Sick person #3: The flu,
Person #2: Rigging up the lights,
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Frustrated wife #6: Facing my in-laws,
Person #5: Five months of bills,
Frustrated person #4: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards,
Sick person #3: The flu,
Person #2: Rigging up these lights,
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Angry person #7: The Salvation Army,
Frustrated wife #6: Facing my in-laws,
Person #5: Five months of bills,
Frustrated person #4: Sending Christmas cards,
Sick person #3: Oh, Jeez!
Person #2: I'm trying to rig up these lights!
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Loud kid #8: (This was our Bishop)I WANNA FURBY FOR CHRISTMAS!
Angry person #7: Charities And what do you mean, "your in-laws"?!?
Person #5: Five months of bills,
Frustrated person #4: Oh, making out these cards,
Sick person #3: Edith, get me a bowl!
Person #2: What we have no extension cords?!?
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Frustrated person #9: No parking spaces,
Loud kid #8: DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!
Angry person #7: Donations!
Frustrated wife #6: Facing my in-laws,
Person #5: Five months of bills,
Frustrated person #4: Writing out those Christmas cards,
Sick person #3: The flu,
Person #2: Now why are they blinking?!?
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Person #10: "Batteries not included",
Frustrated person #9: No parking spaces,
Loud kid #8: BUY ME SOMETHING!
Angry Person #7: Get a job, ya bum!
Frustrated wife #6: (sobbing) Oh, facing my in-laws,
Person #5: Five months of bills,
Frustrated person #4: Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards,
Sick person #3: Oh, my head, my stomach, my body!
Person #2: One light goes out, they ALL go out!
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree. .
The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
TV Critic #11: Stale TV specials,
Person #10: "Batteries not included"
Frustrated person #9: No parking spaces
Loud kid #8: I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Angry person #7: So called charities!
Frustrated wife #6: (sobbing) I can never do anything right!
Person #5: Five months of bills...
Frustrated person #4: Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Sick person #3: Oh, who's got the Theraflu?
Person #2: Get a flashlight! I blew a fuse!
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A few guys: Singing Christmas Carols,
TV Critic #11: Stale TV specials,
Person #10: "Batteries not included",
Frustrated person #9: No parking?
Loud kid #8: WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Angry person #7: Cardboard signs!
Frustrated wife #6: Gotta make 'em dinner!
Person #5: Five months of bills,
Frustrated person #4: I'm not sending them this year, that's it!
Sick person #3: Will everyone be quiet!
Person #2: FINE! If you're so smart, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!
Person #1: And finding a Christmas tree.
DID YOU SING OUT LOUD??
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